after nearly a week of rest i went back to WORK. *bleah*
its nice to see all my spastic colleagues after so long. they're NICE.. just dont give me a daily dose of them and i'll be pretty much fine. *laughs*
today time passed damn fast lar.. we talked ALOT of cock n joked around the whole time. i esp. like the part where we were teasing my BIG neh neh colleague about her neh neh. hahahhaha. we weren't being mean ok.. but she likes to show it off. telling us how often guys "notice" her cause of it. hahaha.
working at d&g is fun lar, only when you really get to know the people there. in the beginning they were freaking HOSTILE but now we're all pretty much chummy. n you also really get to know alot of ppl across the stores in your building and the next.
plus, be nice enough, you get a whole alot of discounts. heheh. thats what i love about my job.
your really meet people from ALL walks of life. its amazing how your horizons will be "expanded". it used to be me, my jc friends n my sec school friends. life was just pretty much simple but when u really go out there and meet people, its a whole new ball game. i think i'm the most qualified there. but even then they're way smarter than you in many ways. gosh, i learnt alot about life.
yes funnily enough although i may complain like hell, work has been great. :)
| 00:11 Tuesday, May 25, 2004
yes the so called "wear cap gang" on the wear cap day *laughs*
| 23:06
headed to town today :) i've stuck to my plan and did not spend more than 11bucks today.. *big grin* talk about self-restraint eh? i'm getting good at this "better budget today" game.
HIGHLIGHT(s) of the day:
1. 2 ah bengs on the mrt tried to chat us up. yes! they did. makes me wonder if i look lian. damn irritating lar.. it just so happened that rui n i were wearing caps and so were they. so they stood opp. us n started giving stupid comments like "wah, we r all wear cap gang hor?" and "wah lau yi yang leh." i just ignored them but RUI the "buay song" one glared at them. it certainly shut them up. *pats rui's back*
2. Rui n i were smart enough to lean (yes both our weights combined should be about 100kg) on the cashier counter at isetan while paying for her purchase that we pushed the entire cashier counter backwards and nearly toppled the cashier herself. we did try to push it back into position *laughs* i find this one funny cause everyone should've seen that cashier's face man... hahahaha.
3. we went for our facials. yes, it was pretty good. wut nonsense about using soft laser to "activise the pores" and using a disposable needle to drain out all that dirt and oil stuck in all those lil lil pimples. ahh... i feel good after all that. :) REJUVENATED skin. whee.. plus there was a free massage.. talk about a GOOD deal.
i have signed up to be a relief teacher. i wonder if they'll call me. hmmm.. i just hope i dont terrorise those kids.. or what if they terrorise moi? oh well.. heh.
| 22:47 Monday, May 24, 2004
yes us again!
| 21:05
me n rui. best friends!!!
| 21:03
with this new layout, i have a stronger urge to post something. *grin*
yes, thats cause sometimes i'm too lazy to even bother logging in to upload a new post or whatever.
today was a fun slack day with my goody pal rui.
its days like these which brightens up my relatively "dull" life.
i love the feeling of knowing an inside joke. a joke only a few of us share and laugh to. noone else understands what the heck you're laughing about. but its nice to have that feeling lar. heh.
well, rui and i have more than out fair share of inside jokes. we talk a whole lot of crap. most amounting to little or no substance whatsoever. HEHEH. but who cares. we have a completely freaking good time in each other's company.
we laugh about everything under the sun. from innocent passerbys to some cats strolling pass us. so next time if u see us laughing.. u might never know whether we're laughing at you or some spastic thing we made up. haha!
careful. :)
| 20:43
me in my glasses.
| 01:55
kampung lifestyle is the way to go :)
| 01:06
our very own hunks.. eh.. hunks.....
| 01:05
outside mooks!! spot keigo?
| 01:04
my friend said we look like filipino maids. haha!
| 01:03
its fake! *laughs* yes my hunny bunny did it for me!! *smuacks* love u sweetie!!!
| 01:00
chao ta from all that suntanning
| 00:59
eateateat
| 00:59
bali!!!!
| 00:58
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Kids: Aye Aye Captain.
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| 00:48 Friday, May 14, 2004
it takes more than mere words to keep a relationship going.
it takes much more than just after-work dinners to give me the assurances i need.
it requires time.
it requires effort.
it requires sacrifices. (more than u realise)
its tiring to always be the one who is constantly reminding.
hopin' and wishin'.
can u please try? even a phonecall would help.
can u save me all that tears shed in the dead of the night?
nobody's perfect. i don't expect diamonds or fine-dining.
i just want u to be that boy i once knew.
perhaps, its my fault? i was never great to begin with. but maybe with a little probing and your help.
we can make things better.
| 15:33 Wednesday, May 05, 2004
oh gosh.... i can't stop laughing now!!! hahahahhahaaahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaah..
My good friend, Rui lied to my other friend that i was working at a morgue.
so we started this huge fib:
that i was that person who made sure that the face of the dead person matched that of the one in their IC.
i got paid extra if i identified correctly, it was commission based.
that we had 3 shifts: 6am - 2pm, 4pm - 12am and 10pm - 6am. (people died 24/7 so u know.. there has to be ppl around all the time.)
that our director pasted pictures of missing people in his office to double confirm whether the deceased might be that certain person.
that we were located in some ulu cemetery near choa chu kang. (its nearer to the graves you see.)
that everyone carried holy water in their pockets.
that we had dozens of missing people files in our "missing people" office.
i even made up some story describing some girl who went missing 10 yrs ago. (19 yrs old, long black hair, specs) << the exact dexcription of the friend i was lying to. i even made up her name which was Lim Si Lin. my friend's name is Lin SiMin.
erm... i wonder if this is offensive.. if it is, i'm sorry. but at that point of time when i was lying to my friend. it seriously seemed really funny.
i'm sorry. erm.. yes. i mean it.
| 23:44
I was alighting from the bus today when I turned around... And suddenly I caught sight of this little girl staring intently outta the bus's window with tears in her eyes. She was such a sweet-looking child with bangs framing her oval-shaped face and large dark eyes. She looked so sad. It was quite a moving image. The entire scene is replaying in my mind now as I type this.
I was thinking:
what could she have been thinking?
did she do something naughty?
or did something hurt her so bad in that little heart of hers that her only comfort was to cry?
I bet she was no more than 10 years of age.
I'm quite an emotional person sometimes.. So when I saw her I, too, felt like crying. Fine fine, I know I sound abit exaggerated lar. but i cant help it.. *sigh*
what was she thinking?
| 22:11 Monday, May 03, 2004
i find myself really weird. i have a bathing ritual. do u?
firstly, i wash my hair TWICE. i have to or else its never clean enough. One wash makes me feel like there's still dirt stuck somewhere. like deep in the roots or something.
then, i wash my face TWICE~! why? same reason as above.
i soap my body then scrub it vehemently with my favourite scrunched up body-shop sponge. its extremely refreshing when u feel all the stickiness disappearing. like u're finally cleansed of all physical impurities. PURGE THEM ALL OUT BABY!
how i wish i can scrub my moles out too. haha.
i love to wash my ears with baby johnson's soapbar. they're not like those dove shower foam which leaves a uncomfy soapy residue. i hate that "i already rinsed my body thrice, y still got soapy feeling huh?" thought.
i am a BIG fan of protex. ok enuff. i think its starting to gross people out. heh.
PARDON ME. i got carried away.
| 23:59 Sunday, May 02, 2004
i wanna DEDICATE this post to my ultra best friend LEE HONGRUI aka ruirui or The Legendary RUI.
Life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what u're gonna get.
i opened my Box of friendships and i got her. (i dont know whether i should laugh or cry.)
What She Likes To Do:
1. Act like a spastic person. eg. limp, pretend to be blind.
2. Dare me to act like a spastic person in the middle of a busy street to get donations.
3. Barge into public toilets and suddenly realise there's an old grandma in it. (ok lar, it only happened once.)
4. Laugh till she literally cries n cries.
5. Laugh during horror movies cuz she thinks the "ghost" looks funny. yes she does that.
6. Constantly ask me if she's fat. u should see her. gosh. if she's fat then the rest of the world will be AMAZINGLY OVERWEIGHT.
7. Take pictures of herself on her hp's camera. ok, i like to do that too. heh.
8. Run around when she's drunk. yes i dunno y either. i cant even get her to run on normal days. not that i can get myself to run. *sheepish grin*
9. Laugh at fat swimming instructors. she claims they look like penguins. actually they really do.
BUT MOST OF ALL....
10. She likes to watch porno....... hahahhaha kidding!!!! GOTCHA!! that was funny.
yes she's my funniest wackiest zany friend. she's so much like me. erm.. which makes the Above list applicable to me too right? oh well. yes... like the old saying "birds of a feather flock together." arrgh. why me?
| 20:57
i spent the entire day lying down. yes i did. i slept all the way to church at the backseat of my dad's car. i slept all the way to the kallang airport hawker centre after church. i slept all the way to my grandma's place after lunch. i slept at my grandma's place. i think u get the general idea lar.. *laughs*
| 20:50
