part 2: the case of the missing black cordless phone.
oooOOOOoooo guess where we found it?
buried deep within the folds of the cushions of our living room sofa.
and i admit i threw it there.
BUT it must have been daddy dearest who sat his ass on it and made poor lil' black cordless phone scurry right into the folds to escape the excruciating stench.
HA!
k lar, daddy says i can start driving lessons whenever i want to n he'll be paying so i shant be so bitter. i love you daddy! -kisskisskiss-
----- THE END. AMEN.-----
| 02:03 Wednesday, January 26, 2005
ok. the meaning of vengeful is:
1. Desiring vengeance; vindictive.
2. Indicating or proceeding from a desire of revenge.
3. serving to exact vengeance.
(taken from dictionary.com)
your idea of vengeful is:
1. bugging from a certain person after u insult that very same person.
eg. Jack calls Jill a bitch. Jill BUGS Jack as to why Jack calls her a bitch?!
that BUGGING means being vengeful.
sorry.
but your idea of vengeful is VASTLY different from the one in the dictionary. ok.
your "logic" does not extend to everyone.
so please.
think before you speak.
AND.
i cannnnnnot believe the cordless phone in my house disappeared.
yes, VANISHED.
into thin air.
GONE. NO MORE. FLEW AWAY TO LARLARLAND.
my parents and i searched high and low for it.
we called our own home number. but there was NO ringing sound.
where can it be?!
where did it go?
naturally, being parents. they blamed me.
"u're always like that, never keeping things properly. huh? always losing your stuff"
"u don't understand the value of money. u think phones come free. ISIT?!"
"so irresponsible, talking and never bothering to put it back in its proper place"
my dearest father decided to add more SALT by saying:"maybe its in the fridge eh. u know how blur your daughter always is."
thank you daddy.
ok my parents have the right to blame me.
im the one who uses it the most.
but how can a freaking phone just go MISSING like that.
ahhhhhhhhhh... this calls for SHERLONG LYE. (ok not funny.)
and the case of the missing black cordless phone.
blardy hell.
maybe the phone couldnt take my breath any longer so it decided to run home-free. (back to its manufacturing place or something)
BANGSAI.SHITHEAD.
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH.
where is the cordfcukingless phone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| 01:34 Sunday, January 23, 2005
so i finally changed the layout of my blog.
time for a warm glass of water and some gd ol' sleep.
| 04:32 Saturday, January 22, 2005
yip's nifty handiwork
isn't it so pretty?
| 18:12
i was just flipping through old pictures.
secondary school days.
j1, j2.
i realised, how much everyone changed.
how much everyone grew.
esp, SOMEONE (whose name i shant mention for fear of him dismembering my fingers.)
with his centre parted hair, blue plastic glasses and tiny outdoor bag.
heheheheheh.
how our ponytails used to be short. (with a whole lot of pins)
our weird dress sense.
yes, those amazingly motherfuckenugly jnco jeans.
37degress, OP tshirts.
tiny project shop haversacks.
oh yes, how not to forget the roxy/ripcurl boardshorts phase.
i remember us perpetually getting caught for:
trackshoes of the wrong colour.
ankle socks.
untucked shirts.
coloured hair.
bringing digicams to sch. (wtf?!)
coloured laces.
late late late.
skipping lectures.
uncompleted tutorials.
spending too much time in the sickbay.
untied hair.
talk talk talk.
sleeping.
too-short skirts.
lit teacher: why are u wearing ankle socks SOPHIA?
me: erm.. no, theyre normal socks. just that they rolled down. (frantically trying to pull up ankle socks)
lit teacher: why my my, I DON'T SEE YOUR PANTIES EVER ROLLING DOWN JUST LIKE YOUR SOCKS EH?!
so yes, im going to be 20 soon. too soon for comfort.
| 13:36 Thursday, January 20, 2005
i should've learnt by now.
i should've waited.
its too late right?
way too late.
for regrets, for anything.
| 18:50 Monday, January 17, 2005
lately, my friends have been telling/asking/wondering/pondering:
sophia, i wanna look for that someone special.
sophia, do u think i'll ever find that someone special?
sophia, u think i should break up with him?
sophia, should i drop A and go with B. or stay with A?
sophia, do u think i should tell him i like him?
sophia, i just freaken saw my ex with his new GIRLFRIEND!!!
sophia, i'm still hurting.
sophia, my ex is driving me nuts.
sophia, can u call me now. please. i think i don't like him anymore.
sophia, i don't know if he's rebound or like i truly like him.
oh, ALL my friends have guy problems.
ALL at the same time.
how nice. sucha pleasant thing indeed.
| 14:31 Thursday, January 06, 2005
i was just reading about william hung in the papers today.
one lucky bloke.
all he did was do one horrid rendition of "she bangs"..
and now he's laughing himself silly to the bank..
new movie, 2 albums out, another one on the way.
he certainly banged himself into happiness and wealth eh.
so we should all bang bang bang too......
shit this reminds me..
of that STUPID animation clip i watched ages ago on flash.
i dont want to know your name. i just want bang bang bang.
i dont want relationship. i just want bang bang bang.
i dont want to talk about the moon and the stars. i just want bang bang bang.
freaken funny. hahahahahah.
| 20:53 Monday, January 03, 2005
i want 2005 to be a better year than all my last 19 years.
and the rain is getting to me.
the cold and its dreariness.
i notice alot of my clothes going missing.
yes, gone, VANISHED!
AH HA! i found them in my mom's wardrobe, dad's wardrobe, plastic bags under my parents computer table.
after much probing, i realised.....
my mom figured that when i cant find clothes which i havent used in a loong time.
i will miss them.
therefore, leading me to search for them and upon finding them, USE them.
USE is the keyword.
which will also refrain me from buying new ones.
ahh.. such profound logic.
my mom's really cute now dont u think?
at least only for this instance.
| 03:43
