Sunday, May 02, 2004
i wanna DEDICATE this post to my ultra best friend LEE HONGRUI aka ruirui or The Legendary RUI.
Life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what u're gonna get.
i opened my Box of friendships and i got her. (i dont know whether i should laugh or cry.)
What She Likes To Do:
1. Act like a spastic person. eg. limp, pretend to be blind.
2. Dare me to act like a spastic person in the middle of a busy street to get donations.
3. Barge into public toilets and suddenly realise there's an old grandma in it. (ok lar, it only happened once.)
4. Laugh till she literally cries n cries.
5. Laugh during horror movies cuz she thinks the "ghost" looks funny. yes she does that.
6. Constantly ask me if she's fat. u should see her. gosh. if she's fat then the rest of the world will be AMAZINGLY OVERWEIGHT.
7. Take pictures of herself on her hp's camera. ok, i like to do that too. heh.
8. Run around when she's drunk. yes i dunno y either. i cant even get her to run on normal days. not that i can get myself to run. *sheepish grin*
9. Laugh at fat swimming instructors. she claims they look like penguins. actually they really do.
BUT MOST OF ALL....
10. She likes to watch porno....... hahahhaha kidding!!!! GOTCHA!! that was funny.
yes she's my funniest wackiest zany friend. she's so much like me. erm.. which makes the Above list applicable to me too right? oh well. yes... like the old saying "birds of a feather flock together." arrgh. why me?
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