neither black, nor white. just grey.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

oh gosh.... i can't stop laughing now!!! hahahahhahaaahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaah..

My good friend, Rui lied to my other friend that i was working at a morgue.

so we started this huge fib:

that i was that person who made sure that the face of the dead person matched that of the one in their IC.

i got paid extra if i identified correctly, it was commission based.

that we had 3 shifts: 6am - 2pm, 4pm - 12am and 10pm - 6am. (people died 24/7 so u know.. there has to be ppl around all the time.)

that our director pasted pictures of missing people in his office to double confirm whether the deceased might be that certain person.

that we were located in some ulu cemetery near choa chu kang. (its nearer to the graves you see.)

that everyone carried holy water in their pockets.

that we had dozens of missing people files in our "missing people" office.

i even made up some story describing some girl who went missing 10 yrs ago. (19 yrs old, long black hair, specs) << the exact dexcription of the friend i was lying to. i even made up her name which was Lim Si Lin. my friend's name is Lin SiMin.

erm... i wonder if this is offensive.. if it is, i'm sorry. but at that point of time when i was lying to my friend. it seriously seemed really funny.

i'm sorry. erm.. yes. i mean it.