Tuesday, July 13, 2004
if you're
REALLY free n have
COMPLETELY nothing to do.
you should read the kind of nonsense some people talk about on msn.
narcissistic is KOH SUFEN. (she's gonna kill me)
*retail therapy WORKS* is NOT ME! i promise. it aint't me OK. totally so NOT me. although i do relate to her a little. but i tell u, retail therapy does work. oh shit. nothing.
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
oh did i tell u?
i have minor piles. hahahhaha.
narcissistic says:
aiyoh!
did you see a doctor for it?
narcissistic says:
doesn't that mean stones in y our stools?
wah.so catchy..
"stones in your stools"
i amaze myself
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
yes i have a dexter's laboratory sticker that say" i amaze myself"
hahaha
narcissistic says:
poo..
so how?
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
well, no it means there's a small growth at your anus..
narcissistic says:
huh...
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
n it hurts when u shit.
narcissistic says:
oh...due to?
too much friction ah?
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
very heaty your bang sai too hard. then scrape your anus.
narcissistic says:
ohhh....
ouch!
sounds severe
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
then.. it gets swollen kinda thing.
yah but mine's minor.
narcissistic says:
hmm..i think my aunt's got that condition
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
so my parents bought tonnes of fruits.
narcissistic says:
something along those lines la..
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
but u know.. im not supposed to get piles at my age ok.
it usually afflicts older ppl.
narcissistic says:
then she have piles arleady right..then she go PUSH harder when she shit
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
WHAT?!
hahahhaha
wah lau.
narcissistic says:
then something like her gut nearly came out
really!
i'm not joking
she had to go for a few operations
quite scary la
so i'm thankful i'm a
speedshitter that eats lots of fibre
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
gosh.
thats scary lar.
oh man.
fen dont scare me.
narcissistic says:
so please eat more fruits and veges
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
i shall cut down on fast food already
narcissistic says:
that's coz she PUSH...
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
her guts nearly game out?
narcissistic says:
ya
they had to do some op for her
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
oh gosh.. your auntie islike AMAZING lar..
how to push until guts come out.
very scary.
narcissistic says:
dunno...
she and my mum are very constipated
so..i guess she assumed it was normal to push so hard or something
so much so that her guts nearly came out
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
HAHAHAHAHA oh fen stop it. i keep imaging some woman shiting with a constipated face pushing n all red then suddenly she looks at her toilet bowl n says "shit i think i shitted my liver out"
narcissistic says:
not so bad la!
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
i dont mean to be mean lar
narcissistic says:
like..it was her big intestines or something
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
but i just immediately imagine that.
narcissistic says:
evil
you wait till it happens to you
THEN you know sia
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
NO it wont ok
narcissistic says:
then what do you have to do to remedy it?
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
arrgh. better pinch mysellf.
narcissistic says:
did the doctor give you pills or something?
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
eat more fruits so my shit wont be hard.. n it'll heal itself.
narcissistic says:
he said that?
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
i think my anus tore ok
narcissistic says:
oh...
tore?
ouch..
so your asshole's bigger?
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
no i didnt go doc. my mom had minor piles b4
narcissistic says:
oh...
okok
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
yes fen i think so
wanna try anal sex?
hahahhahaa.
narcissistic says:
ya
i'm sure my thumbs will give you such pleasure
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
yes fen. im sure u'll enjoy sticking your thumb up my a-hole eh?
lets meet tom!
hahah.
narcissistic says:
nonsense
i have work!
12-6
*retail therapy WORKS* says:
lets meet tom to stick ur thumb up my arse lar.. that'll be fast rite?
like just stick it up..
narcissistic says:
sheesh
-----------------------THE END of CONVERSATION--------------------
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