Tuesday, July 27, 2004
my colleagues and i had a lengthy and in-depth discussion about a certain phenomena that afflicts a number of males when in a relationship.
what is it u may ask.
IT IS THE HABIT OF HITTING THEIR PARTNER'S ASSES!
yes, i'm sure you've seen it..
a couple happily walking along the road.
SUDDENLY out of reflex or whatever, the guy decides that his hand must hit his girlfriend's ass.
be it a friendly affectionate pat or some major WHACK, i find it HIGHLY irritating (degrading even).
LIKE what right do u have to hit my ass, as n when u feel like it huh?!! HUH?! bangsai *glare* hate hate hate it.
i had an ex who loved to do it to me too. n we've quarreled over it countless of times.
according to my 200m* colleague......
he says its because:
1. its an ego thing lar.
2. some guys see it as an affectionate gesture of love. (wtf?!)
3. its a territorial mark! (hit ass means she's mine kinda thing)
4. he thinks his girlfriend thinks its kinky. SM SM. (go to hell lar, unless youre like that woman in the movie the secretary, i doubt its kinky.)
ok i admit some girls may like it. others like me, ABHOR HATE DETEST it with a VENGEANCE.
all those who are on my side say AYE!
* means not straight. when u run a 200m dash its curved right? thus coining the meaning crooked, not straight. a 100m dash is straight.
eg. he is 200m, i am 100m.
ok enough of my shit.
bah.
ok... erm.. i have a small confession: i like to hit my ex-es asses too.. sorry.
BUT!!!!!!! i can hit ppl's asses...... its just that NO ONE can hit mine.
ah. i feel better now.
ahem. :)
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