neither black, nor white. just grey.

Monday, February 28, 2005

to mr cartoon character,
for hurting my best girlfriend, u deserve:

a) slow agonising PAINFUL torture inflicted upon your loins.
b) fire up your arse.
c) itchy witchy rashes on your palms, between your fingers, all across your toes, soles of ur feet.
d) Body Odour that will stink up a mall. (even smelly-no-more can't help.)
e) to go bald. ok abit of hair on the edges of ur head.
f) piles. ha!
g) dandruff so bad, it seems like u have white flaky hair. wait, ure supposed to be balding! ok dandruff on your bare scalp!
h) u can't laugh, u snort.
i) losing your tastebuds.
j) stuttering. hi-i-i, mmah-maaah na-me-ee iz-z ca-r-tooo-oon char-rrr-ac-terrr.
k) your eyeballs to be gorged out and smeared with sambal belachan!

HA! i shall not get carried away although i pretty much am. my friend says when u pinch yourself hard enough, there wont be bad karma for all the curses above. -pinches myself hard-
no offense to the people who are suffering from the above afflictions.

u see, u do this shit.
i have to clean up the bloody mess.
not that i dont want to.
if u made her happy!!
i wouldn't have to!

u watch that back of yours.

-waves fist-