neither black, nor white. just grey.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED

my goodfriend and i always argue about 1 particular thing.
she'll always say: sophia can u stop heehaw-ing about it?! i can't help it can i?

u see, i claim she has a bladder/bowel problem.
and she DOES!
on our weekly shopping "escapades".
every single shopping mall she steps into, she has has has to visit the, in nicer terms, restroom.
be it taka, heeren, fareast, forum. everywhere and anywhere.
and she takes a helluva long time lar!

she protests to my constant complaints: this kinda thing, how u expect me to hurry? if i need to shit, i need to shit ok. if i need to pee, i have to. u cant expect me to control my pee/shit/shit&pee right?
me: but u need to go every half hour!

so we resolved it by............................
everytime she spends a damn long time in the bloody toilet.
i'll go too, and try to see if anything comes out.
it actually works but it takes forever.
the waiting and "gek-ing" isn't exactly my cup of tea.

im a speedshitter (a term coined by KSF. heheh.)
which means less than 5 mins and i'm done but the catch is when i feel the urge, i have to go straightaway, if i wait, there wont be anymore of the "ineedtoshitNOW" feeling and it'll be a long time till it comes again.
so for now, to accomodate her, "gek-ing" here i come!