Monday, March 21, 2005
THIS has infuriated my wrath.
hell hath no fury like a woman SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNED. (for an anon person. thankusomuch. heheh)
THIS is the bane of my existence.
i am a pleasantly easygoing person.
but i cannot tahan already.
I CAN'T FIT INTO MY WHITE SIZE 8 PAIR OF SHORTS ANYMORE.
in august last year, i was 48kilograms.
on the 21st of march 2005, i am 54kilograms.
5454545454545454.
can go buy 4d.
maybe will strike.
i will slow jog with a vengeance.
jog my way back to my previous weight.
till my leg heals.
and i stop limping retardedly and take half an hour to walk my way down a flight of stairs.
my mommy's joining pilates at amore.
so i can tag along for free to sign up for the student's package.
even she said: girl i think u quite fat. last time when mommy was your age, she was slim. very slim.
then she brandished her ultimate weapon: her wedding banquet cheongsam. yes bright red with gold trimmings. it was apparently the trend back then.
TRY IT! said she.
so i did.
i couldnt even get it pass my freaking thighs!!!!
"there told u, fat lar girl. better lose some weight. dont eat so much. all that supper. prata, meepok, laksa, sambal stingray. goes straight to your buttocks and thighs. u know u peranakan, see all your aunties, they all have big butts. because all peranakan women have big butts. u look exactly like daddy. so u got more of his peranakan genes. not careful, u become like them. not nice right? how? so u better start young. exercise. next time when u give birth, u wont balloon. pearshaped body not so appealing."
ahhhhhhhh such wise words.
yes mommy, for once i wont argue or protest.
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