Sunday, July 31, 2005
i hate my job but i love my colleagues lar.
i swear, they're the most retarded bunch of people ive ever met.
they spew hokkien vulgarities.
teach me all their hokkien vulgarities without telling me its vulgarities and ask me to say it to the supervisor, which i did with much gusto, thinking that by saying those certain phrases i would get 15mins more lunch. (acc. to them)
did i fail to mention, i'm surrounded by older men 24/7.
all my colleagues are guys.
they tell me about their kids and crack dirty jokes in the same sentence.
its nonstop lameassshit galore.
they interrogate me everyday about why i dont have a boyfriend and even help me analyse why i do not have a boyfriend.
1. its either i'm too "inexperienced".
2. i'm too "experienced" aka hiong in layman's terms.
3. i'm lesbian.
a certain colleague even did the most retarded thing ever.
scenario 1.
the shopping mall's basement was running a toyfair and during lunch he went up to some young girl.
young girl: hi welcome to the toyfair.
colleague: good ah good. what sort of toys u sell ah?
young girl: what kind u like?
colleague: sex toys la.
young girl: -shocked, stunned, unable to react-
colleague: i see u got sale for starwars lightsabres ah.. u got lightsabre that vibrates in circular motion or not? i need it lar. hahaha. u know lar.
and he purposely wore his reading glasses at the tip of his nose, tucked in his shirt, and talked with a lisp. he laughed nonstop cuz he knew he freaked the poor girl out.
i honestly wonder if these are the only things on their minds.
-jacking people.
-telling dirty jokes.
-to sell their electronic goods. (PSP etc.)
but aside from all the crazy lame shit they like to do/say.
they're really a bunch of nice people who love their wives and families.
and they take good care of me, treat me to suppers.
and constantly try to matchmake me with some commando who drives and owns an apartment, or some ABC with money. (talkcockbullshit lar)
tomorrow's the last day of work.
and i'm really gonna miss them.
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